Get the Lancashire Hotpots to represent the country at the next Eurovision

Background

I, and the wider Top Cockers believe that The Lancashire Hotpots should represent the band at the next Eurovision Song Contest.

Additional details

The Lancashire Hotpots perfectly capture the humour, character and spirit of Britain through their catchy songs, Northern charm and unforgettable live performances. Known for fan favourites like “Chippy Tea”, “Egg, Sausage, Chips & Beans” and “Has The Bin Man Bin Mon?”, they have built a loyal following across the UK and have become icons of modern British comedy music. The UK has suffered 3 poor Eurovision results in a row. We want The Lancashire Hotpots to bring us back to the top!